CORNELL POLICE 0001 hrs., 02/06/02
G-2 Barton Hall February 7, 2002 2400 hrs., 02/06/02

MORNING REPORT - SIGNIFICANT ACTIVITIES FOR THE PERIOD INDICATED ABOVE.

02/06/02
CRIMINAL TAMPERING
CR# 02-0221
C# 02-011960
LOCATION-A
CRIME TYPE-NA
BAKER LAB
OFFICER O'CONNOR, CORNELL POLICE, BARTON HALL
Reported receiving a complaint from a staff member that received a computer virus through an e-mail that was sent to their computer by an unknown individual(s). Incident occurred on 02/05/02. Investigation is continuing.

<----What an idiot! They should arrest the dumb Baker Lab staff member who opened up the virus-infected email attachment that caused the virus on his computer! What a waste of police resources.

02/06/02
PETIT LARCENY
CR# 02-0212
C# 02-011933
LOCATION-A
CRIME TYPE-NA
WILLARD STRAIGHT HALL
OFFICER BERNHARDT, CORNELL POLICE, BARTON HALL
Reported receiving a complaint from a staff member that an unknown individual(s) stole a movie poster from the first floor display case. Incident occurred on 02/06/02. Report is inactive.
Value: $5.00

<----I wonder which poster got taken, and if the guy had to break the display case to get it? Maybe someone *really* liked Super Troopers :)