I'm back for a cupple-too-tree days. Here's some public lewdness right around the corner from here:

CORNELL POLICE 0001 hrs., 03/28/02
G-2 Barton Hall March 29, 2002 2400 hrs., 03/28/02

MORNING REPORT - SIGNIFICANT ACTIVITIES FOR THE PERIOD INDICATED ABOVE.

03/28/02
PUBLIC LEWDNESS
CR# 02-0650
C# 02-014883
LOCATION-A
CRIME TYPE-NA
HUGHES HALL PATHWAY
OFFICER LOVLEY, CORNELL POLICE, BARTON HALL
Reported an individual has been referred to the Judicial Administrator for Public Lewdness at 1150 hours on 03/28/02.

03/28/02
PUBLIC LEWDNESS
CR# 02-0651
C# 02-014882
LOCATION-A
CRIME TYPE-NA
HUGHES HALL PATHWAY
OFFICER GONZALEZ, CORNELL POLICE, BARTON HALL
Reported an individual has been referred to the Judicial Administrator for Public Lewdness at 2345 hours on 03/28/02.

Phil is a daddy!

Date: Mon, 25 Mar 2002 18:07:58 -0500
To: young-israel-l@cornell.edu (young-israel-l)
From: Steve Weiss
Subject: Mazel Tov!


Mazel Tov to Philip and Eileen Weiss on the birth of their baby boy!

Steve

Many new and old photos posted on my website! Direct link --> http://brianweinberg.com/photos/

I'm back from Spring Break 2002!
Cornell's hockey team has been eliminated from the NCAA tournament.
I got a Lexmark Z13 inkjet printer from Office Max for $20 after rebate and you can too!

I'm heading home for Spring Break!

What a wild party last night in the CJL! Even Kathy came! Photos will be up after break.

CORNELL POLICE 0001 hrs., 03/14/02
G-2 Barton Hall March 15, 2002 2400 hrs., 03/14/02

MORNING REPORT - SIGNIFICANT ACTIVITIES FOR THE PERIOD INDICATED ABOVE.

03/13/02
MAIL FRAUD
CR# 02-0540
C# 02-014037
LOCATION-A
CRIME TYPE-NA
LATE ENTRY
HOLLISTER HALL
SR. INV. HAMILTON, CORNELL POLICE, BARTON HALL
Reported receiving a complaint from a staff member that a student from a high school in California submitted an application for admission to the College of Engineering that was found to be falsified and the high school Guidance Counselor's signature was forged. The investigation is continuing.

<---Freak

03/14/02
MAKING GRAFFITI
CR# 02-0549
C# 02-014097
LOCATION-A
CRIME TYPE-NA
EAST AVE.
OFFICER SHIRLEY, CORNELL POLICE, BARTON HALL
Reported receiving a complaint from a staff member that a stenciled graphic of a dragon was painted in blue on the west panel of Booth three. The incident occurred between 1700 hrs. on 03/13/02 and 0730 hrs. on 03/14/02. The report is closed exceptional clearance.

<---"closed exceptional clearance" means: Identity of the offender is known and there is some reason outside the police control for not arresting, charging, and prosecuting the offender. THIS is why they keep spray painting those damn dragons all over campus - they don't get in trouble for it!

Just got back from Phoenix Society activities. I drove Howard's Mountaineer in a series of "drive-bys" where fellow members threw water balloons out of the vehicle and at the architects who were working on the dragon. They fired back, but we scored many direct hits. Previously, I filled up about 150 water balloons for the drive-bys and also the big water balloon fight which is probably taking place right now. Alas, I have to start studying for an exam I have tomorrow morning. Also, not I, but other engineers put Ben-Gay on the windows of the Fishbowl and when the architects mooned it they rubbed their butts up against the windows and got full of Ben-Gay. We also put protection on the A.D. White statue because the architects like to do nasty things to him. Watch out for the grand entrance the Phoenix will be making tomorrow. It's something you'll not want to miss, seriously.

It could be a one-time fluke, but Hughes Dining has Pringles now!

Really funny stuff: Electron Band Structure In Germanium, My Ass

Get ready for the pARTY oF tHE wEEk this tHURSDAY in the hOUSE!!!

We had Kol Echad from Boston University here tonight. Not only can they sing (a capella), but they can really party! Photos available soon!!!

Oohhhhhhhhhhhh, the little fishing cats are soooooo cute!

The Pheonix Society sucessfully harassed the freshmen architects early this morning. It was beautiful.

March 3, 2002

Tug Accident Closes Bridge, Halting Trains
By DEAN E. MURPHY

The last rites for a stack of New York City subway cars destined for burial at sea were put off yesterday when a barge carrying the cars, known as Redbirds, was involved in an accident on the Harlem River, the authorities said. More>>>

Bragan rewarded her coach's confidence, kissing home a layup with four seconds left as Abington Heights claimed an unprecedented seventh straight district title with a 51-49 win over Wyoming Valley West at Peter Turonis Memorial Gymnasium.

That party ROCKED! The one at Benjy, Jon, Kadoch, and Oren's place. Everyone was there. It was a "Who's Who" of the Cornell Jewish Community. I took well over 50 digital photos and they will hopefully br online by tomorrow as long as I don't have a hangover in the morning.